The pick up lines of sadness city

January 13, 2008

1. "You look so angry. Why do you girls always have to be such bitches?"

2. "Well, no one is going to want to sleep with you if you dont smile"

3. "You all look like prudes. Stop being fucking prudes. I just want to talk for a bit" 

4. "Both your friends have rejected me. Do you want me?" 

5. "You look like you’re 18. You’re not? Well, you age well" 

6. "I could compliment you, but whats the point, you’re just going to reject me anyway. So I am just going to sit here and annoy you until you leave" 

7. "You, girl, where are you going?" Followed by retch, cough, vomit.  

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