Suburban Living
I think I just landed myself in what must be the epitome of American suburbia. Its pretty much what I expected from a small island town off the south of Long Island, but up close and in the rain it sure hits you in the face.
I’ve been to suburban America once already but that was before I was old enough to realize the absurdity of it all. It was also before America stopped being something to look up to and started being ridiculed .. and even feared.
The people that I’ve met have been lovely. They are friendly in the friendly American way. But the place sure seems like a parody. The pink and yellow bungalows form identical rows of houses with their identical red, white and blue flags waving in the wind. One house down the street has a plastic Uncle Sam on a stick between each rose bush in their flower bed. I still haven’t seen any pink plastic flamingoes, but they are sure to be around here somewhere. I’ll keep you posted.
And then there was grocery shopping. My host warned me. "This place is awful", she said "But its the only place I can find the chicken tenders. So we gotta go. And you gotta see it". I know everything in America is big. I remember everything in America being big. But I just wasn’t ready for this. As we walked into Costco I couldnt help but laugh. Huge people pushing even bigger shopping carts, ones that would seat four grown men. My host and I had to push it together. We gave up on buying eggs - can’t get less than 40 at a time, it seems. This was just too grotesque - and certainly not a place for single people without overweight families to feed. (Neither is it a place for the lactose intolerant - its fascinating all the things you can get, covered in cheese .. ). Any description I give right now won’t do it justice.
I know I’m a snob. I like my food organic, varied and fat free. I like my cities either thriving or picturesque. I like front porches to be free of nationalistic and patriotic symbols. Still, I’m pretty open to other life styles. But the "Buy a packet of potato chips, get a free American flag" is just absurd, no?
I think the pouring rain and grey horizon adds to picture, which at the moment is of a run down holiday town with a very high proportion of nail salons and Kosher delis, a sort of nationalistic, conservative Brighton. I wonder what it all feels like in the sun.
